If you’re new-ish to Eleven-ThirtyEight, this may be your first exposure to Aggressive Negotiations, our occasional chat-session format. Aggressive Negotiations are just that; fast-paced, live discussions among members of the ETE staff (and others), often focused on hot-button topics like the earliest previews of Star Wars Rebels or Dark Horse Comics losing the Star Wars license. This time around the gang got together to dish on Heir to the Jedi, in particular the big spoiler at the end of the book—so consider this your warning on that score. Remember, this format is about fandom at its most raw; no censorship, no second-guessing, and a bare minimum of copy-editing. Cheers! – Mike
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Jay: hello folks
Jay: I can’t stay too long, so hopefully Ben arrives shortly
Lisa: he’s got 10 minutes
David: here i am as well
David: all fresh and clean
Lisa: so fresh and so clean
Lisa: Did you like the book?
Lisa: I think we need Ben cuz I’m pretty sure he hated it
Jay: eh. It was a real struggle to even read it
Lisa: really? That’s interesting
David: I actually hated it, so I might fill that role :p
David: I thought a couple of things worked against it
David: first, without any doubt, the obvious rewrites to make it fit the new timeline
David: and second, the choice of Luke as a first person POV
Lisa: yeah Luke as a first person POV was the weakest part of the book imo
Ben: For me, neither of those things really affected it much.
David: Luke is (let’s face it) kind of a blank slate, especially at this point
Jay: I did have to laugh at the very blatant “jogan fruit” insert that was put in there
Lisa: there were cutesy things with it but I can see how people wouldn’t like that
Jay: “ok, now we can check off our Rebels reference”
Ben: Oh, there was one?
David: he’s not very complex, so that the audience can identify with him… and that doesn’t make a good lead in a first person novel
David: yeah, the cute parts were annoying, but eh. we’ve seen worse, hahaha
David: yeah, Ben, the jogan fruit is from Rebels
Lisa: lol see I liked the cute parts :p
Jay: I think the problem is that Hearne as a narrator clearly likes the setting and has creative/descriptive skills that would make him write passages that I can’t see coming out of Luke’s head
Jay: yeah, I’m with Lisa on the cute parts. Those were the few things I actually liked.
Jay: I can see that happening.
David: that too. the prions reference had me blinking very fast. totally took me out of the story.
David: I liked the equations in the chapter titles :p
Ben: Those were a nice touch.
David: and I thought the detour to what I’ve called Planet of the Drop Bears was… a puzzling narrative choice
Jay: Yeah, the brain eating slug part was what took me out of the book
Lisa: Schwarz – the Planet of the Invisible Drop Bears
Jay: it took me like weeks to get back into reading it because it seemed so pointless and unnecessary
Jay: the Givin stuff afterward was much more interesting, shame it took like the whole book to get to it
David: yeah, I mean, it gets referenced later on but… still totally unnecessary
Lisa: yeah it was like the filler part was unnecessary
Lisa: I completely agree on that
David: and I have to say the “foiled the plan” joke made me cry in anger and confussion
Ben: That one didn’t work for me either.
Lisa: I adored that part. OMG the cheese!
David: so I’d say I disliked the book enough that I’m not going to bother with the Iron Druid novels.
Ben: Let’s be honest: Any urban fantasy series now, for me, has to match or beat Dresden Files. Those are uphill odds at best.
Jay: that was a very culturally specific math joke too.
David: I don’t mind cheese, usually. I mean, i’m okay with Droopy McCool or Elan Sleazabaggano. it’s what makes Star Wars what it is
David: it’s pulp novels, Golden and Silver Age comics, and 1940s serials all thrown together
David: so yeah, it kind of HAS TO be corny
Lisa: See and I get more upset about things like ‘bathroom’ over ‘refresher’
David: but the f.o.i.l. joke… just didn’t hit home :p
David: i rarely notice those
Lisa: Maybe because I teach the f.o.i.l. method, idk I felt like that joke was just for me
David: i teach the foil method too, hahaha
Lisa: dude! Then how can you not like that?!?!
David: i don’t know! it was just too bad of a joke!
Lisa: Ok so Luke’s romance
David: the saving grace is that I think it was supposed to be a bad joke
David: given Luke’s reaction
David: ah yes
David: the bantha in the room
David: the bantha in the unit, actually, i think… dammit, forget it
Ben: Surely the bantha in the fridge?
Jay: Nakari was an interesting character, and I feel the romance was a little rushed at times… probably because Hearne knew where it was going
Jay: so it’s just extra unfortunate they went that way
David: sometimes she felt a bit too perfect, but that’s something that could easily be justified through the first person view
David: not too perfect a person, too perfect a paramour
David: and yes, they were suddenly dating. they are 19 years old, not 12 :p
Jay: to be fair, Luke grew up on a desert
David: good point
David: so did she
Lisa: I don’t mind the rushed part and poof they’re dating because Luke is so naive and has no idea what’s really going on
Jay: and we don’t have a “Luke Skywalker, the early days” story yet (probably because it would be boring)
David: I think it’s safe to assume we all hated the fridging of Nakari
Lisa: I didn’t hate it
David: oh really?
Lisa: yup. I thought it needed to happen
Jay: …because of what it prompted him to do?
David: i… actually think it was probably less awful before the rewrites
Lisa: and it completely made sense because they were so outnumbered. We have to remember Luke is completely untrained as a Jedi at this point.
Jay: the problem was never that it was implausible though
Jay: it’s just classic fridging — she dies in order to enable Luke’s growth
David: i’m assuming that this novel was originally going to be set soon before ESB, like the rest of the Empire and Rebellion series, and it was moved around after the reboot, probably because of Luke learning TK clashing with the Marvel comic
David: hence the TIE Interceptors, references to Interdictors being phased out…
Jay: and I guess my big disappointment with it is that it is so common and so typical that the second she and Luke started clicking I already suspected her life was going to be measured in terms of pages
Lisa: It isn’t common in the Star Wars universe though. How many love interests did Luke go through in the past? They usually don’t die
Ben: Not so sure about that, Darth Denning and his collaborators did for quite a few of them!
David: and I’m also assuming that part of that “backdating” included the scene where Luke cries for the first time and finally accepts the losses of Uncle Ben, I mean, Uncle Owen, Beru, etc
David: and it’s that scene what turns Nakari’s death into a real “fridging”, even if that wasn’t the original intent
Lisa: I guess the part I like the most is that this new crew isn’t afraid to kill off characters. We got into so much trouble in the old EU with the massive cast and people need to die. This is war. Death is part of that.
David: if it had been a death like Lisa said, just to show that war is dangerous, and didn’t include that “THROUGH THIS WOMAN’S DEATH MY EMOTIONAL CHAINS ARE BROKEN” scene… I don’t think I would have been that appalled
Ben: I’m not so convinced, if you need a character to bite it to show war is dangerous then you’ve done a crappy job depicting in the story up until this point. But I’m not convinced SW is a war story anyway.
David: That’s a good point.
Jay: We don’t even have a massive cast of characters yet, and the moment they introduce one that might be interesting they kill her off. Too early for her to be developed enough for it to be impactful, so she just feels like “new character of the day”
Jay: yeah that part too I think
Lisa: But we also know that Luke still likes Leia in ESB
Jay: like, the fridging label is pretty direct here. If she was just a casualty of war (and sure, Luke feels terribly for it like Biggs etc) then fine. But this is like his first brush with the dark side.
Ben: That part of it worked well for me, the description of a yawning, hungry abyss.
Lisa: so if he was dating someone else that kiss scene would be weird
Jay: It was already weird :p
David: yes. I think that if they were willing to add jogan fruit references to make the novel fit (or to God knows how much they had to tinker with Tarkin!) they should have realized killing Luke’s girl this early in the new continuity is, at the very least, tacky
David: It will never be not weird :p
Lisa: Fine fine
Jay: but still, it’s interesting to know that the view of Nakari’s death is not as universal as I thought
Lisa: So here’s my view: If she hadn’t been a love interest and they killed her off I would be pissed. They create this strong female character and then kill her off, but because she was a love interest I am totally fine with it. There might be something wrong with me.
Jay: Maybe you’re just a Luke/Leia shipper.
Jay: Nothing wrong with that.
David: I also thought as soon as I saw them flirt “her days are countered”, and I hated that I was right. I keep expecting the NEU to avoid mistakes of the past, and so far… not a good track here
Lisa: :p not the case at all
David: hahaha that’s an interesting point of view
Jay: I hope not! :p
Jay: Anything we want to say about the Force/Jedi stuff?
Jay: I have to get going soon though.
David: I didn’t mind it at all. Nothing groundbreaking. It was okay.
Lisa: I found it a bit strange that Luke was able to find so many people willing to talk about it with him and ‘train’ him
Lisa: Maybe encourage is a better word than train
Jay: yeah good point, especially since the NEU is really running with the “most people think Jedi are fables” thing
Jay: which I kinda like.
David: I liked that Luke knows and assumes that he was an illegitimate child, because Jedi don’t have children
Lisa: I also think the whole moving the noodle thing cheapens the ESB scene with Yoda
Jay: I would’ve thought that at least someone might’ve been alarmed.
David: as much as the PT bores me, I like seeing the OT and the PT being linked
Jay: yeah, I didn’t like him trying to think about the size like that.
David: yes, that was a bad choice, no doubt
Jay: Though I /guess/ Luke had to practice TK at some point to get the lightsaber moving? But I always thought he used TK on the torpedoes in ANH, anyway.
Jay: as for that PT connection, huh — I didn’t catch that
David: yes, it’s in one of his conversations with Nakari
David: I’m okay with Luke knowing TK, but I expected his knowledge of it to be more… instinctive
Jay: yeah as much as I dislike the PT, I do like the NEU having the ability to rationalize them and make them flow cleanly from the ground up
David: or, in WEG terms, he used a Force point in the Wampa cave to use a power he didn’t know :p
Jay: yeah true
Jay: “feel, don’t think — use your instincts”
Lisa: yeah Luke is the son of one of the most powerful Jedi ever. I don’t totally like that it isn’t more instinctive for him
Ben: One of the points I liked that Zahn did in Allegiance / Choices of One is the notion of how anti-rational the Force is. That it’s basically counter-intuitive and contrary to all you know.
David: (you knew the WEG reference was coming)
Jay: Luke is very cerebral about it, and it’s weird
Jay: he’s not a philosopher
David: he’s, when you think about it, kind of like Superman
Jay: it’s another thing that might’ve worked a lot better from a third person POV
Jay: yeah, he doesn’t realize he’s that much more able than everyone
Jay: he just… /does/ it
David: (one of the) the most powerful being(s) in the world, being raised by honest hard-working people
Jay: hey now, who’s to say Uncle Owen is honest
Lisa: good analogy David
Jay: maybe he has Black Sun connections
Jay: I can’t wait for the Uncle Own noir comic
David: he doesn’t look like a Falleen to me (ha! NEU joke!)
Jay: he’s a changeling
Lisa: We can at least all agree that SW is saved again because they’re writing R2 saving the day right?
David: very true. if R2 doesn’t save the day, it’s not Star Wars
Jay: I kind of liked the part with the Givin being really impressed by Artoo
Jay: despite at first being like “an astromech, really?”
David: that was cute
David: I’m still… I don’t know, surprised… by the fact that the best books in the NEU, so far and by far, have been Jason Fry’s YA novels
Jay: They need to publish the second one on kindle dammit.
Jay: I’ll buy it in print if I really have to but blargh.
David: it is not? I thought I saw a tweet saying that it had been published
Jay: when? I’ve been looking constantly.
David: last week. maybe I’m wrong…
Jay: yeah, still just seeing paperback only.
David: I don’t even have a Kindle :p
Lisa: Ooo I haven’t read those am I missing something?
Jay: they are excellent (and tie right into Rebels)
Ben: Well, if LFL actually actually gets around to releasing Rebels on Region 2 DVD, I might be interested.
Jay: also they have space football
Lisa: ok I’ll get those
Jay: and you like football, so.
David: yes, yes, and yes. they are fabtastic.
David: also, fantastic.
Jay: so in conclusion
Jay: our piece says: skip HTTJ, read Servants of the Empire
David: you can quote me on that!